So Cheney Shoots a Guy

Then they withhold the story from the public for 24 hours...

Then they say he was just "peppered"...

Then they joke about it...

Then the guy has a heart attack because bullets are lodged in his heart...

Then there is talk of alcohol being involved...

Then the police are told they can't talk to Cheney...

And Cheney has yet to apologize or explain himself, three day later...

And the Whitehouse spokesman is now refusing to discuss the matter...

Pretty typical 72 hours for these boys, actually.