Saturday, October 22, 2005

Time to Bug Out

These ungrateful bastards don't deserve the blood sacrifice of our children. Screw Iraq and the shitheads who live there. Time to bring the "boys" home. Now!

UPDATE: Now we hear this about the insurgency. Seems with all the "corners" we've turned, all the #2 men we've killed and all the times VP Dick has told us that the insurgency was dying out we could look forward to some good news. However, unfortunately, it appears the insurgency is, in fact, growing. Well, this administration is famous for their "opposites" so I guess this shouldn't be too surprising.

  • Leave No Child Behind
  • Healthy Forests
  • Energy Policy
  • Clear Skies
  • Rescuing Social Security
  • FEMA (providing Emergency Management, no?)
  • Restoring High Ethics in the Oval Office
  • Homeland Security
  • Greeted with Roses
  • Foreign Policy
  • WMD
  • Last Throes
  • Etc.
  • Etc.
  • Etc.