New W Stamp

The US Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of President George W. Bush to honor his first term achievements. In daily use, however, it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes. This has enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has determined the following: People are spitting on the wrong side.


PS. With poll numbers like these, this may not actually be a joke!