WMD

This morning I was in a Wisconsin resort having breakfast. Fox News was on and the top story was that we'd found WMD in Iraq. The headline was something like:

"WMD FOUND! You liberal weenies have anything to say now?"

After spending the day with my family, I drove home and, after mowing the lawn and knocking out a list of honey-do's that would kill the average man, I immediately hit the web to find out what was going on with this weapons find. And... POOF!

There isn't a mention of it on the Fox News web site now! Why?

It turns out reputable news organizations are reporting the weapons factory seems to have been constructed recently by terrorists that didn't exist when we invaded. Put simply: Not only was Fox wrong about the find being proof that the war was justified, they had it backwards. This kind of find is proof that the war is spawning more terrorists and NEW THREATS!

I've always believed Fox should hire this guy...

Naturally, the common people don’t want war, but they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for a lack of patriotism and endangering the country. It Works the same in every country.

Herman Goering
Hitler’s Reichsmarschall at the Nuremberg Trials

QUESTION: I don't watch Fox anymore. How often does this shit happen?